Tag: funny
- The pen is the most difficult object to borrow in a college. Everyone simply has just ONE.
- The farther you get from the blackboard, better-looking the blackboard becomes.
- The time between two lecture periods seems like eternity. Either the first teacher has to relent or the second has to resign.
- Assignments are reproduced with 5% accuracy at each stage of mass copying.
- You feel the friend sitting next to you is sleeping better than you do.
- Sitting under a fan and listening to a lecture is probably the safest things to do in college.
- If a teacher takes two hours of topic at a stretch, it ought to be the end of the semester.
- While writing exams, the girl next to you always seems like a university topper.
- ..and the boy next to you seems to be thinking all the time.
- The teacher invigilating your room is always thinking that you are about to do something off the rules. Oh come on!
- No matter how hard you study, you always forget question number one.
- One who wears washed and well ironed clothes everyday to college is abnormal.
- He/She who visits the library often wants to replace their existing backpacks.
- Define ‘Optimism’- When you leave college…
- College canteen is the first place where you start to appreciate your moms cooking.
- When a teacher approaches, catch your topmost button of your shirt. It gives you satisfaction that they got the wrong notion of your respect.
- If you enter the computer lab and everyone suddenly leaves, wash your feet and come back.
- The beautiful girl standing in front of the library holding a file is your new stand-in lecturer who will leave in two months.
- The college bus always stops 100m away from where you are standing.
